It is with great joy that I let you know that twelve people googled the phrase, 'make ugly feet look good' and it brought them to my blog.
For some reason the good Lord gave me ugly feet and I never knew why, but now I feel like they serve a purpose on this earth.
I never knew what the purpose was of my ugly feet, but now I know it is to help others accept and love their unfortunate feet, as we come together and try to figure out how to make them look good.
Which I have realized is impossible, no amount of foot lotion and no beautiful color of polish could make these feet look good.
Apparently I blog about my feet alot because the 11th most googled phrase to get to my blog is: Toenail Trauma. First of all what is going on in America that people are having to google Toenail Trauma? Mine was a story about cutting about my own leg with my own big toenail which is completely normal. What else is going on out there......
In other non-feet-related news, I can now officially quit complaining about summer TV. July is here and that only means one beautiful and magical thing. BIG BROTHER IS BACK BABY!!!!!
Big Brother is my absolute and most favorite reality show ever, even beating out the women of New Jersey who I have come to love so much.
I can honestly, and sadly proclaim that I have watched every season of Big Brother. There was only one season that I didn't watch it in its entirety and that was because I was in the hospital getting my lung glued to my chest wall. I think we can let that season slide. However, I did tune in for the end of the season, even though I can't tell you who won.
I also had the pleasure of getting Luke completely hooked on this show. It happened the third summer of relationship and he has never turned back.
In fact last week I didn't even tell him that Big Brother was premiering, I felt like it was a special little surprise I could give him. So at 7:00 on Thursday night I turned to CBS and there was Julie Chen in front of us in all of her glory. He seriously squealed like a little girl. BIG BROTHER IS BACK BABY!!!!!
It's the little things in life.
Or in this case the ridiculous and scandalous things in life.
*For those who asked I got the dress in the pictures on yesterday's post at Maurices and the shirt at Forver 21, yes I said I was going to quit shopping there, but who was I kidding? That shirt was like $12, who could pass that up?*